Is Carol Burnett pissed off at Vicki Lawrence or something? She rarely mentions her when she talks about her show. I think Sarandon should’ve worn a dickie. That would have been more appropriate.

He could use a visit to the tanning salon. Talk about pasty!

Totally agree. I stopped reading after #2. How can one learn to declutter when you have a clutter of rules?

So it’s just a commuter car?

Man, are you kidding with that first diagram? I’d rather pay full price.

Slow news day?

That is why everyone HAS to get out and vote to get these tight-assed, pinhead Rethuglicans OUT. That “Freedom Caucus” in the Republican senate might as well wear white hoods.

That’s what IKEA is for, I guess.

Great. What if you don’t have access to any of these fancy saws and drills?

The Senate will veto it. It can’t pass unless they approve.

I don’t get it. Unlimited data up to 5gb? How is that unlimited?

Are American cars still easier to repair than foreign ones, or has this changed?

What if you have a full-sized down quilt?

Dang, that’s ugly.

Dang, that’s ugly.

How about: “Sorry, you’ve used up my boredom timeframe. Next!”

Blah, blah, blah, blah, and blah. God help us if he’s serious.

I wish I even had $200.

I already knew this from personal experience.

I wish I HAD a job to hate!

Houston?! Extreme humidity and flying cockroaches — no thank you.