I see people mostly driving MDXs and RDXs.

Looks like a Buick.

The wrist problem is what has kept me away from yoga.

It’s a quite an unattractive automobile.

a.k.a. “puss pods.”

There is nothing worse than gum breath.

Still boring looking.

Oh, give me a fucking break. Slow news day or something?

One thing I would definitely consider: if any of these states have open-carry (gun) laws.

Always hated those “opera” windows plus vinyl roofs.

Dang, that’s ugly.

Mitsubishi? What about Buh-ick?

You never know when you might feel like stabbing somebody.

That damn corn syrup again!

Aveeno is great.

Aveeno is great.

Slow news day, huh? Can't come up with anything more creative than your shit?

Most of the institutions you mentioned are restricted to a "kind" of member. What about the rest of us?

Masturbatory rampage? According to your story, he's found masturbating at the police station. That is one time. Rampage? I think not.

Awesome. Another tool for employers to discriminate against older workers.

You got that right.