My step-Dad was a student at Kent State when this happened. I can only imagine his reaction to this! (he also had an older brother who was killed in Viet Nam)

I know you’re right.

That ring is tacky af.

But not surprising. Ivory tower and all that comes along with it.

I’m of the same era as these two (Gen-X!), and have been longtime fans of both. (I actually met Keanu briefly - swoon!) Between this and Bohemian Rhapsody I may actually drag my old ass out of the house and go to the theater!

And he’s an attorney, so you know he would come come after you for all he could.

The better to take their money!

Yeah, but you’re parents aren’t smart. (smart people don’t breed, right?)

Smart people do make kids (I know this because - my parents). They tend not to over-produce, though.

I’ll never understand how people like this don’t get punched in the face more often.

Brilliant!

Remember when you were a kid and you’d get busted and try to insist it didn’t happen or you didn’t remember? My parents shut that shit down, in this family it’s the M.O.

But most of all: Don’t be ashamed.

I’m also a child of the ‘70's and spent many hours in my basement listening and singing along to Bohemian Rhapsody and making up dances. We even knew when all the skips were in the record.

The rich ones do.

This should have more stars!

Yeah, I read this, then read it again. Then read something else, and came back and read it again. All the while thinking “I don’t get it.”

I live in the Pacific NW, so I have a bug-out kit prepared for “The Big One,” but I’ve also started thinking it’s more likely I’ll need it due to this idiot.

That makes sense. I sometimes react without thinking about the nuances...

Did anyone doubt this would happen?