Well now that I’m grey again I might as well say it.
I think the word you’re looking for is “flouted” not “flaunted.”

That shirt is a dead giveaway. Never trust anyone wearing that shirt. 

I don’t know, but if they’re isn’t there should be. 

I looove Black Violin! Good on them!

I don’t know about it anymore, but in the 90's and 00's it seemed like the meth capitol of Oregon. Everyone I met from Clackamas seemed to be a tweaker. 

David Bowie was a creep. Jim Carrey, just a weirdo.

I learned today that Portland isn’t even in the top 10 most diverse cities in the state!

For some reason, Clackamas County gives me the creeps.
(that reason is probably Ward Weaver III)

I don’t know how old your Dad is, but my 52 year old husband saw this and asked where he could get one. 

And a bit more balanced reporting:

acab

I never heard that name for Lake Oswego, but I have heard dog-whistles about Blazers living there.
As for West Linn, I couldn’t think of a better way to put it.

Not surprised, but surprisingly disappointed.

Yeah, he did.

Not cynical enough.

The guy’s name is Chasten, and he chooses to use it in it’s entirety. That says something to me. 

Who the fuck names their child “Chasten?!”

That’s exactly what I plan on doing this weekend!

Lately of the Portland Police Department, where it was believed she was hired mostly for optics.
Teressa Raiford, a local activist said the following:

Thank you for your response, I definitely understand that part of it.