Great to have you back, $kaycog :)

I need a place to vent about all Bernie supports in my life. It’s like, listen. I voted for him too and I was disappointed when he didn’t get the nomination, but you guys, seriously? Get your shit together. He’s not running for president anymore. He dropped out of the race, threw his support behind Hillary and urged…

She’s like Bertha in Jane Eyre, locked away in the attic.

Oh please let’s win the House. I can’t stand eight more years of Congress refusing to actually do any work.

I think that’s the problem with the Republican Party. They see feminism, equality, tolerance, etc as a zero sum game. Marriage equality means your marriage is less. Black lives matter means yours matters less. It is a good way to keep your party white straight and male.

Progressive ideas like being against rape, tolerance for the LGBT community and equal pay. This offends the male nerds-who-can’t-get-laid base of the GOP. Let’s check in with the Republican base as they had something to say today...

“It’s really hard for a lot of conservative women to contemplate the idea of feminism because it’s been so owned by liberal democrats pushing very progressive policy ideas,”

GM deserve to be punished for their awful “real people, not actors” campaign.

“I’m sick and tired of [the majority of the population]...”

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

That is why you put your phone away while driving, even if your eyes are facing forward your brain is still on the phone.

They’re sharp looking cars but I will live and die by my clutch pedal as long as I can. Also, I want rear or all-wheel drive. As far as I know, we never received a version of the Turbo Regal that ticks those boxes (despite it being readily available as an Opel). If I want to stay GM, I need to go to Chevy or Caddy.

1st gear - I just can’t trust these reliability rankings any more when there’s so much emphasis put on the infotainment systems. It used to be that the survey results reflected the actual reliability of the car (i.e mechanical or electrical failures) but now that infotainment issues are in the mix it muddies the water…

I’m 35 and a Honda/Toyota guy, and maybe it’s my age, but I really like the new LaCrosse. It’s beautiful. and I’m loving the new styling exercises coming out of Buick these days.

Best. Pickup line. Ever.

You also could have gone with a scalped joke, but to be fair, this guy isn’t giving you (or Mrs. Kotwica) much to work with.

If a player did this, columns would be written across the country and Goodell would suspend him two games. Four if he were black.

She got Eliza Doolittle’d, and now she’s Eliza LittleDoo.