you have to watch out for assholes like this eCarOne

If you weren’t alive back then, it may be hard to grasp what a thunderclap this design was at the time. Visually speaking, it was a bit like the arrival of the Taurus just a decade later. Of course, GM let the downsized B-bodies–especially the Caprice/Impala–steal the Seville’s thunder the very next year.

Why would we bring back Mean Astronauts?  Leave them up there until they’re nice again.

ND love the car but unless you are Jay Leno you can’t spend 40k just to be whimsical.

Typical boomer dude... they can criticize anyone and anything they want no matter how fat, ugly, dumb, etc they are themselves.

We all know how this works. The buyer doesn’t compensate the seller for the work put into the truck. The seller, on the other hand, accounts for the cost of sourcing a new tailgate when (or before) the existing one devolves into reddish dust. ND.

Sure, it would need a lot of work. But it’s handsome, it’s unmolested, and it’s complete. That has to be the most charming dash I’ve seen in a while. And something about the intact headliner tells me this has life in it yet. NP.

The correct amount of pedals. Relatively reliable. Soft top is a non-starter for me. I’ve been closely looking at 996's as I may get one real soon and this is a fair market price.

No notes.

“Alluding.”  Please.

Humorously, from some angles, the unfamiliar design gives off Cadillac Allanté vibes.

Completely irrational and impulsive NP.

Oh if it was free I’d take it and make sure and go to the local car show. Its so goofy looking I’m sure it would get more attention than the slew of boring 57 Belairs.

Totally worth it if one likes turning heads and receiving nods + unsolicited conversations from strangers. 

Love how all white supremacists look like they are missing a few chromosomes themselves. 

whatever is happening between the C and D pillars looks very hearse-like with that black roof

JALOPNIKE, I WOULD LIKE TO BUY THSI SSR YOU HAVE FOR SALE BUT I CANNOT FIND A LINK ON YOUR WEBSITE TO DO SO FROM MY COMPUTER. IF YOU COULD PLEASE CALLE ME SO WE CAN DISCUSS PURCHASING THE VEHICLE I WOULD BE GRATEFUL. BARB AND I HAVE DOCTORS APPONTMENTES TUESDAY THROUGH FRIDAY AND GO TO BED AT 6 BUT ANY OTHER TIME WILL…

I can smell this car...

This is not the car to cater to your desires, but it is a great way to meet your needs. It’s a car. Being a wagon adds utility.