We’re overlooking a major part of this story: Ryan Lochte knocked up a poor animal that gave birth dog/human hybrid. I mean, why else call him his “son?”

(Note: People who call dogs their “son” or “daughter” are insufferable. As someone who grew up with, and has had dogs the majority of my life, I’ve never given the…

I’d venture in the Pats’ case, the “Trump” audible is some kind of fancy dog whistle.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

If the Slice was looking in a mirror, it could clearly see it’s Soul....

He totally had it if he got 25 more yards.

I’m having a feminine impulse to kick these guys in the nuts.

I don’t think Marco Rubio can run on both tickets at once.

It’s fascinating because a lot of the reasons for a salary cap was to create parity. And a parity was created, where most of the league is as another commentator eloquently stated, “dogshit.” Is Belichick a genius, or is he simply a one-eyed man in a world where everyone else is blind?

First Kaepernick and now McDonough... doesn’t anybody respect the flag anymore??

The Cheeto Voldemort! Best one yet.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Trump is more like Sarumann

theres like a whole section of the body between the head and knees...

Manrootof met Parker Posey and had a more than cursory exchange with her without either calling her a goddess or mentioning his partner’s unending aspiration to basically be her. This was more than a year ago and I still haven’t forgiven him.

Obviously the author just made a mistake when he said Danny Espinosa. You can tell because it says he drew a walk.

Of course they were going for the cat. The platinum group metals in it are gold for dogs!

Silly dogs, that car doesn’t have a wishbone suspension!

Luxury war? How about a quality war?

Guys, I don’t want to rock the boat here, but I’m starting to think local governments and team owners don’t care very much about taxpayers.