Has been said before, but bears repeating:

I don’t understand why people think when the election is over that we won’t be dealing with this insanity. It wont matter. We had 8 yrs of racist climbing out from the gutter. If Hillary wins, do you think this is going to just stop?

The returner did Nazi her coming.

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

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Nope. I’ll pass. Hard pass.

What’s Aleppo?

I go down that way time to time and it wasn’t until like this spring that the area around the park stopped looking like goddamn Aleppo and started looking like maybe things were in the process of happening. Not something I’d be crowing about if I were the DC Council. The reason Half Street Fairgrounds is such a big…

Yep. I swear that the internet and social media in particular are making this a more widespread problem, too. It’s really popular in some circles (think upper-middle-class, white, suburban) to bake gluten-free, sugar-free, dairy-free, vegan birthday cakes with kale baked in for a baby’s 1st birthday party because God…

“I hate Ayn Rand”

That sound you heard was the sound of hundreds of auditors reading this piece, finding their career choice vindicated, trying to high five each other, missing badly, and then losing their balance, causing them to trip and fall into Lydia’s workstation and knocking over her Chewbacca bobblehead.

And now, I present to you a teaser from my new documentary The Inner Turmoil of Brooks Marlow.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

Also don’t forget that words can be taken out of context when doing interviews.. still not apologizing for saying what everyone want to say

*in nick offerman voice* if trump becomes president in 2016, and replaced pence with ivanka, it will be the first time in history that a president and vice president have had sex with each other.

I’ve become a practically non existent baseball fan the last few years. The game is boring as hell. I learned tonight that: nah that isnt the case, it’s just the fucking Rockies.

As a woman who has an age, I say “let those bosoms fly!” Her rack is incredible. If mine looked that good, I’d never cover my cleavage. Moar fluffy, bounteous boobs, plz.

No. Saran fan.