Same principle: http://www.thundershirt.com/

She looks like the Spirit of Fertility. That woman is so fecund, I just started ovulating. And I’m a dude.

Great: remind me of the fact that “Make whoopee on Spoon Bridge and Cherry is unchecked on my bucket list. (Yes, we Minnesotans say “make whoopee”. We all sound like we’re on The Dating Game c. 1967.)

The glitz of Minneapolis

Quickly locks up song rights:

Woohoo! I’m halfway there! (Not saying which half.)

It’s been well-documented that DC sports fans haven’t tasted a championship in 30+ years

A Rhythm Method actress, apparently. Ba hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha i’m out.

Wait. I’ve read this before…

I believe that Pilot is good. I haven’t really been able to figure out when or where Honda went wrong, honestly. I keep thinking someone will write a book about it, because they seemed unbeatable in the early 90s.

Working on the theory that multiple anecdotes == evidence…

That’s a lot of work, but might actually be justified in this case.

Sigh. What could have been…

If you own the course there is no “they”.

Hey, look! It’s the spirit of ecstasy!

Speaking through a translator, Ohtani said, “Well, I have nasty stuff, and I tipped my cap to me. But I was seeing the ball well, and I kind of feel like I got inside my head on that hanging curve.”

“Han! Han, I can’t shoot down Tie fighters on this screen! It’s not even in color! And the motivator’s blown!”

Christina’s taste is California-passable, but let’s face it: they’re just doing the same house over and over. At least Tarek’s obvious instability adds some stakes to the proceedings.

I couldn’t have said it better myself. It breaks my heart that I don’t get DIY and can’t see Nicole Curtis anymore. Hers is the only show that creates houses I wish I lived in.

“Just keep it out of Absaroka County.” Love, Walt.