This gets my vote. I drive one of those cars with the screen perched atop (Mazda3), and it makes sense to me. Things are where I need them to be, and what good the extra cost and complexity of a retract mechanism for something I would literally have open every time I start the car?

Please. At most this guy is a Hollywood Small.

Man, I can still hear Bob Casey (RIP) announcing Chuck Knoblauch at the Dome. We used to joke that he sounded like he was saying, “CHUCK. BLAH BLAH!”

“What’s wrong with it?”

Did not know they sold these with blowers. I’m learning new things.

“For the quicker picker-upper.”

“They coopted feminism when they made it about women.”

You bastard +1

Somebody… John Oliver maybe?… came up with “Orange Julius Caesar”. That one does it for me.

Ah, Parker Posey… fully half of the occupants of my List. Though I suspect I am not on hers.

I guess it makes sense. Once they taught dogs to detect drug crime, it was only a matter of time before they learned to sniff out emission-cheating software.

You earned that star.

Cake, you say? I guess I could eat…

NoVA resident and Nats fan, but I find nothing to dispute here. Go Twins!

Did Blake leave you rapt-or amazed?

Proud to be your 100th star, because this is a good point that’s well-stated:

Right? I mean, why did the Dodgers have a former navy scrub talking about baseball all those years, with all the former baseball players walking around?

Ugh. I just can’t with CFLs.

Never forget.