Amusing Trump-Pence anagrams:

If this is all it took to succeed athletically I’d be Usain Bolt.

Hard pass.

“Don’t lift!”

Give her a break. She’s a founder.

That’s not a ship…

If that Lexus driver has an ounce of humanity, I think we can be reasonably sure the interior is brown.

Look honey: a man on this web site is giving away a nicer car than I drive every day!

Mobility! What does it mean? It means whatever you want it to mean, most of the time, but the concept is largely centered around using a car without owning a car.

One guess where Ghosn’s other hand is.

I like the Panamera a lot. I’d own one happily if buying one didn’t require me to sell organs that are essential to the act of driving. But from certain angles I do find myself saying, “Thank god they stepped away from the CAD screen before they got to this:”

I just realized Chrysler Pacifica is an anagram for Crispy Racial Chef. Weird.

“Pass the pterodactyl dip?”

Ah, Faye Drought. Sweet girl.

Aw jeez, that halter top ain’t never going to get clean.

I have a totally punchable face. That’s why I try not to do things like this. I don’t want to close the gap between “punchable” and “punched”.

The only that that will stop a bad man with a sandwich is a good man with a sandwich.

I have severe range anxiety.

It’s an homage to Bob Tewksbury’s old “Entertainment Pitch” against Mark Macguire. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/twins-tam…