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You magnificent bastard.

Legs for days.

Little known fact: this also resulted in rules that protect insects from pitched balls: the Infield Fly Rule.

Lawyer Claims He’s a ‘Whipping Boy’

Their safe word is Coronet.

I agree. I want a valet mode that turns my car into a riding mower. What more is required to park it?

Yeah, basically their kid died because he’d be prescribed condiments. That poor little boy. What he needed was better parents.

I’ve always wanted to start a low-cost airline called It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin (Nasdaq: IRTLOIS).

The semi truck did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high wheels.

If that driver’s seat could talk, it would never stop screaming.

I’m so turned on that I think I’m actually getting dehydrated. #cheryltunt

Your greatest natural resource is your anthem. I’ve advocated an invasion of Canada for years, solely for the purpose of replacing The Star Spangled Banner with an Americanized O, Canada!

No doubt about it. I’d feel bad for the guy, but on the other hand, he’s single and he just spent $100K on a nice minivan. Say it with me, bro: “Model S”. You could have brought her to the All Deuce Review at the Flint Michigan Sewage Treatment Plant and you’d STILL end the night a happy man.

“Third date with a very conservative girl”. Let’s see… carry the two… round down… Yep, I think I see why he’s upset now. This was pretty bad timing for our hero.

Right, with that legendary FCA build quality. Dollars per HP means less when the manufacturer’s build process is “Put a pile of components in a room together and let them work it out.”

He looks like a dried apple doll.

If he jumps off on 644 there’s a Chipotle right there. Mike will like that.

just like the pretzel vendor.

Guys,