Hickory, dickory, dock
The mouse climbed up the shock
The shock compressed
The mouse, distressed,
Caused post mortem engine knock.

He likes dinosaurs, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Transformers.

High-quality rug.

I can never get my onions to rise.

(Quickly goes to register backhoefax.com)

You know you hit something hard when the paint pops off.

I get that they’re using the “in my Volvo” phrase as a recognition trigger, but I wonder if the guy could sound a bit more like a tool?

I want to throw a flag. First, it was chosen for Breaking Bad because the show’s creators were trying to think of the ultimate pathetic ride for Walter White, who was the Willie Loman of high school teachers. This is the best they could do, and frankly, I think it was perfect.

Heh heh. “Package deals.”

This is what we get for supporting the right to arm bears.

I’m pretty sure this is what’s happening here.

“That guy? He’s on the Back End Team. Stay away from him. We’re Front Enders, Jim.”

The chocolate gets holstered. I’m not an animal.

I conceal-carry Pez.

I hate you.

If it’s a Renault Alliance then I assume it’s grossly underpowered and built from compressed rust?

You did not just omit The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. I mean, that would be some sort of crime.

I just assumed they were upset because that jockey is beating Country Jesus out of the horse. But yeah, a plaque would be nice I guess.

It Takes a Vintage.

There’d need to be at least one pilot program airport to try it.