Nissan needs to fire Hidemi Sasaki. His thoughts represent apocalyptic levels of over-thinking. The generation this asshole is speaking of is not a bunch of methane-based life forms from Planet 10, for god’s sake.

Yes, it had a gas engine of sorts. Possibly also a CVT. Either that or it had a torque converter tranny that was badly broken. It’s hard to remember, since the entire experience had me praying for sweet death.

Just got done driving a Spark rental for a week. Really thinking hard about this.

Dear Apollo 11 Crew:

“He said he was 6 years old at the time, and was present as his father and some other men put the wreckage behind a false wall in a building in Whatcom County, Washington.”

If no one is looking for you, are you still lost?

I hear he practices a lot on Sundays.

Buffalo!

This glow reminds me of John Travolta opening the McGuffin briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

When Mazda finally builds a hybrid version of SkyActiv, will it be called SkyActive?

The Ultimate Diving Machine®

Yep, when I want some really good porn, I think of cervical self exams. That woman cracked the code, y’all.

This begs for a Night At The Roxy parody, or some youth-oriented advertising of a toaster.

What’s that, Mr. Space Alien? You have only five minutes to observe Earth, and you want to understand sex? No worries: here’s a picture. Drive safe.

Dealer retail for this in my area is $11.5K, assuming the condition is excellent. So $5K for the iPhone 6.

I’ve been struggling to understand the Trump thing. Then I heard Jeb supposedly take on Trump on NPR last night. Bush has negative charisma. I’m not sure how I missed this, but then, so did all those “major donors” who made him the presumed frontrunner.

More aerodynamic.

Came for the Imperial March. Left disappointed.

Soon.

Chicks in the UK. Always conflating correlation and causation.