Patriotic pant job.

I can see how my progressive notions hurt you, Steve. But this is totally normal! Every man experiences challenges to dominance sometimes. It doesn’t mean you’re less dominant. You’re probably just tired…

A question for both Doug and the masses: KBB numbers always look high to me, whether I’m buying or selling. I can see how popular it is by the close alignment of their numbers to Craigslist asks (once you factor in the noted optimism about car’s condition). But Edmunds.com numbers are always lower, and seem more in…

In that car, 400 miles is one tank of gas. Hardly a lot.

Crack-Pfeife.

Dibs on the Book of Dude-eronomy.

What I wish for is a boring, highly skilled technocrat. Such a person would be entirely without charisma and would never be elected, but in my mind, this is what we need. Inspirational leaders are not worth the trouble, and it’s a complex country with complex needs.

I approve, because Virginia is for louvers.

less incorrigible

I never thought I’d say this, but can’t the US have a proper oligarch? This guy is such a Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous lightweight.

Please tell us you kept him and named him Weaselly Rider…

Ah, this expression. This is what I pay $12 to see.

Interesting. Does he also look like he’s about to burst into tears in real life?

Strongly agree. I’m tired of fake conflicts. I try to watch FantomWorks, but I want to punch every single one of those over-acting hacks, most especially the owner.

The jack stands in particular.

I’ve seen this before.

Sounds like this is… not your first Rodeo.

Pretty sure it’s “Beast of Turin”, not “Turn” (headline). Then again, it would be a beast to turn.

Wonder how it does at the pump?

Marcel Proust is dead.