This just highlights your ignorance of Samurai culture.

“Of course I gave them all diabetes.”

Apologize to her. Just a truly terrible performance all around.

HBO...will premiere McMillions

Look, it’s not my fault that the 6-month anniversary of the first time me and my girlfriend had sex was so newsworthy. I’m tired of apologizing for this!

The Queen, the rest of the family (except for probably/maybe Phillip who is a senile old bigot) and most normal, sane people like her just fine. Its just the upper class, right-wingers/far-right and their media/tabloids that don’t like her because: 1. She’s black. 2. Shes a commoner. 3. She’s American. From…

You know what’s going to happen, the east coast and west coast episodes are going to form a bitter rivalry, complete with diss tracks, escalating until someone gets shot.

There’s no word yet on how the couple intends to reach their sought-after financial independence

Unless the only reason its getting a theatrical release is because of contractual obligations.   Actor contracts will sometimes state a movie needs to be released theatrically to a certain number of theaters or for a certain number of weeks minimum

Yes, of course.  Had my share of those.

Everyone’s feet seem to be in proper proportion so it’s a step up from most of the comics it’s based on. 

But... what if those huge waves had moved the DS2 debris to another location or sunk it altogether?  It’s been decades, FFS!

That’s the place that sells chicken wings, pizza and beer during the movie. And they have waiters deliver them to you, right?

I had a bigger problem letting go of the fact that they got pregnant. Yes, I know people have needs but if there was ever a time to get a little adventurous sexually, the time when aliens will eat whatever screaming offspring you produce with your vanilla missionary love making is it. Pay some attentions to the…

Not once they learned to sleep with their arses in padded suitcases.

I thought I heard a rumor somewhere that other sequels would focus on the same world and premise but with different characters, kind of like what you see in some of The Purge movies. Obviously they didn’t end up doing that. I personally would be more intrigued if they had gone in that direction.

“Broadway’s ‘Quiet!’ a hit!” ~ Musical Aficionado Magazine

“(the kids play board games with felt and cloth...yet use real dice that are noisy as fuck? Fuzzy dice aren’t things?”

If you’re so fucking incapable of suspending this much disbelief then you should stop watching movies. 

I didn’t see the first one. Probably won’t see the second. But I will go see the musical version on Broadway.