I know less about the show now than before I watched. And I didn’t know anything about the show.

Uh...it’s kinda weird when the whole premise of the show’s major conflict gets resolved within the trailer itself. What story is there left to tell?

I always get him confused with Topher Walken. 

I can’t be the only person who assumed the “Grishaverse” was a series of John Grisham adaptations in a shared universe.

“Also weird: the previous owner deciding that they should carpet over their access to the breaker panel and water heater”

Bill Clinton is also writing one. His is called ‘Party President’ and is about a President who parties, which is still better than his successor’s coloring book.

I loved Schitt’s Creek, and thought Dan Levy was great in it.

This comment was better than the review. You had a lot of interesting thoughts I hadn’t considered. 

Did it hit a nail?

Update: Armie’s been disowned by his parents, Sledge and MC.

Scarlett Johansson, obviously. Likely in a dual role as a tree.

Reminds me of how the Tesla logo resembles an IUD. Maybe they should’a consulted someone outside of their closed inner circle for input.

Exactly.  There also weren’t all those young and sexy dukes.  Dukes were crusty old dudes because every male in your family had to die before you got the title. 

Thank you person who replied to my hyperbole and said something of value.

Not in a historically-accurate sense, no. But this sort of thing has been the Hollywood norm for a while now - a diverse cast gives them license to keep filming movies and shows that obsess over the decadent lives of filthy-rich elites from previous centuries. Being aware of how racist and classist those societies…

There were in fact. The first black British person to vote in Parliamentary elections, which required being a decently wealthy property owner, did so in 1774.

I ‘member! But I also ‘member that Trey and Stone made their fortunes insulting everyone. If they aren’t insulting everyone, then they aren’t doing their jerbs.

Y’know, for once, I’d like to one of these accurately. Just fuck the projected 21st-century romantic notions right off, and do it actually period accurately.

I’m getting kind of tired of seeing aerial combat where the hero is desperately trying to outrun and/or outmaneuver incoming missiles. I’ll buy it once or twice, but movies shows this way too much. Anti-aircraft missiles are much faster than their targets, you can’t just accelerate to full speed to get away.

I don’t claim to know much about Jewish traditions, but there’s a pretty good reason for him to wear them at that point of the movie. So unless there’s a strict taboo not too, they got it covered.