Would I be correct in assuming that once you are of child-rearing age, you’re out of the target market for this?

A teaser without footage isn’t even a teaser. It’s a bad joke.

Given the amount of talent on tap for late-night shows, it’s a mystery that they failed to be as creative or funny as most of the people in the Vulture article. Although both late-night and Vulture missed this absolutely epic troll:

“How much will she actually write vs how much will she put her name to” should be a more interesting thriller than this.

Unrelated question, except insofar as it has made me read far fewer articles: how many effing times am I supposed to set my cookie preferences? I’m never asked on the main page, but then I have to set them up on every.single.story I open in a tab.

More stars!

Heaven knows we owe Comic some epic moments (the Michael Jackson trial comes to mind), but this is definitely not one of them. I had to give up before the 3-minute mark.

Closer is something most people wouldn’t wipe their butts with, so it figures they’d cut the middleman and print shit.

Kat Dennings manages the unsettling performance of being as annoying in 10 seconds of trailer as she did on an entire episode of Broke Girls (something that, bafflingly, went on for seven seasons?)

“Blumhouse has won the rights to adapt Ahmed’s article into a feature film following a bidding war among 16 companies”

“Blumhouse has won the rights to adapt Ahmed’s article into a feature film following a bidding war among 16 companies”

You seem to have enjoyed it more than Vox did. They seem to be slightly less enthusiastic than a B-.

You seem to have enjoyed it more than Vox did. They seem to be slightly less enthusiastic than a B-.

You seem to have enjoyed it more than Vox did. They seem to be slightly less enthusiastic than a B-.

Can anyone confirm that, at the 1:50 m ark, we’re seeing video on a flat-screen device? Because if so, I’d love to know how that fits in the period with first-gen Golf convertibles and CRT TVs?

Honestly, the logo is far closer to Pontiac than to Star Trek. It’s basically the same.

That trailer was... flaccid? Despite all the action, I didn’t feel it gelled in any interesting way. That said, I do not have (and don’t plan on ever having) a Disney+ subscription, so my feelings on their trailers are of little import.

I wonder what age group this is targeted at? Because the “I am not interested in you” line tells me all that I’d possibly care to know about the series.

I am both overjoyed by that how good that fake video is, and terrorized by how good that fake video is.

People are fairly good at distinguishing fake stuff from real stuff