For gracious living.

Sorry, I don’t think this is true. Even the quote from Ridley is vague and says “I believe Abrams did this.” This is the only source that Abrams wrote “drafts” for all three movies, which I don’t believe happened. Writing a screenplay is a huge undertaking and effort, there’s no way Abrams banged out two extra…

Space Halliburton has a lot to answer for.

They also kept pairing up all the black characters for no reason.

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Why even need the dagger- if the Wayfinder is in Palpatine’s armory, then finding the second Death Star, which famously contained the armory, should be obvious. Or even a step further- why not just check the armory ANYWAY. They know it was important to the Empire, they know where the wreckage of the Death Star is, so…

I've seen every saga movie in the theater. Not breaking that streak is the only reason I'll go.

Wait... You are applying logic to a movie series featuring magic space knights and woodland creatures capable of destroying tanks?

Yes. Every universe has its own logic. It’s stupid to apply this world’s logic to that world; it’s equally stupid to assume that a created world has no logic just because it has —cough—…

Can I just remind everybody whingeing about Rian Johnson’s The Last Jedi that there’s no fucking way he could have told that story without the blessing of both Kathleen Kennedy and Disney? I’m really sure that if they didn’t like where he was going with his plot, they’d have either reined him in, brought in another…

“You Fool! You captured their STUNT DOUBLES!”

HUX, with his his stolen stormtrooper blaster, leads POE, FINN, and CHEWIE into a large cargo hold.

Seeing that the whole “planet killing laser” is 0-4 for Team Bad Guy, it kind of makes you wonder why they keep gong with that plan.

The First Order never made a lick of sense to me. They aren’t ruling anything. They don’t seem to have any plan to rule anything. They just build armies and giant weapons. Their entire point is to be antagonistic for no reason. You imagine if they actually killed all the Skywalkers, Hux and Ren would look around like,…

The only Star Wars trilogy that planning actually went into was the worst one, so that might not have been the issue. 

They should have went a Pacific Rim route, ending on a platonic hug rather than obligatory romance. I don’t need their heterosexuality thrown into my face like that.

Wait... You are applying logic to a movie series featuring magic space knights and woodland creatures capable of destroying tanks?

For goodness’ sake, YES! Movies - even fantasy sci-fi movies - operate on an internal logic! Unless it’s some avant-guard, surreal or otherwise absurd style of storytelling, you can’t wave…

Bringing back Palpatine from the dead makes Anakin’s sacrifice to kill him moot.

Bringing back Palpatine from the dead makes Anakin’s sacrifice to kill him moot. As reverent and beholden to the past mythology JJ is, this one change shows he has no idea what his fanfiction desires do to the previous text. He’s a hack, the perfect distillation of Hollywood nepotism rewarding mediocrity.

Rey kissing…

That changing of Rey’s parentage really frustrated me to no end, especially because it really made me appreciate the TLJ’s approach. There’s something awesome about this concept that someone will be there to rise up, no matter what their background, only to ignore it because it has to be about destinies and…

It swung a millimeter, which could only seem large in comparison to the absolute-zero of Force Awakens.