Well then, come sit next to me and we will sharpen our stiletto knives;)

One of the contestants in the Hallmark Christmas dating show should have been her high school boyfriend, who now a doctor but also her partner in the town’s gingerbread house-making competition, without which her family’s restaurant will go out of business 

Call One Million Moms what it is. A hate group 

Or they are stoked because now they can pick up more hours instead of being asked to come in for 3 hours a day, 3 days a week

That’s executive vice president, my kind sir. 

How else are we going to make more white people?

I NEED this. Ladies, we all need this. Take my money and make a thousand more variations of it please.

Seriously. The Guardian has published some great stuff on Brexit, and the problems of the opposition as well, and one of the data points that cut straight to the heart was Jeremy Corbyn’s approval rating. The latest was that he polled a negative 41%... he has the worst approval rating in the history of such polling.…

I don’t have a dog in this fight (other than thinking Brexit is dumb and not being a fan of Johnson, to put it mildly) but if you can’t beat Boris Johnson, you really shouldn’t be the leader of a major party. I just don’t see how Corbyn survives if the Cons win a majority.

Yep. I don’t care if people want to criticize a movie, scene, etc. But don’t just make shit up.

Dear generic white male actor,

I didn’t remember his face the second after the ad ran

I have this problem too. I recommend metamucil, one teaspoon a day. I give all kinds of shites after that. 

I sympathize with his mental health struggles, truly, I do. However, if you are very sensitive to opinions about your work and life, maybe being a famous stand-up comedian who publicly dates very famous women is not the right life for you.

I also wondered why they didn’t just radio Earth or Mars for help.  Other than that, a fine film. 

Nope. 

I live in Finland, and I can say that that is most definitely not the reason. Try living here during winter and then you’ll see.

I don’t know about you, but if my automobile doesn’t require a coup or two to be manufactured I have to question whether it’s really the vehicle for me, yaknow?

I like his stand-up and his segments on update. He’s got stage presence.

Frankly I wish she was a lot less culturally relevant. Like maybe going away. Forever.