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Email in full from FOX news contributor who just quit to his colleagues. He was no saint but truth is good medicine. (Thanks to WTFJHT).

The White House’s official proposal would fund firearms training programs for school staff and strengthen criminal background and mental health checks.

Running this through my Trump Brand Empty-Words-To-Bullshit-Translate-O-Matic:

I sure wouldn’t be telling other women what to do with their pictures.

I completely get your point and I agree. But now I’m obsessed with someone walking up to me at a museum and saying “sure, thats a great painting but you should see my watercolor I did of my cat.” then them whipping out the painting from behind there back. +20 points if it’s done with crayola

does she cobble her own shoes? where does she get her wigs? HOW MUCH MONEY HAS SHE SPENT ON SILK IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS??

You say that, but I have very little faith in white women.

At this point, I’d settle for functional, literate, OR compassionate.

Can we remove the phrase “wardrobe malfunction” from our lexicons? It’s getting really fucking twee.

There have been so many Great Story, Jeopardy Contestant! stories lately. Alex (who I am beginning to suspect is an android) never knows how to respond so he keeps saying “Good for you!”

I like the cut of your jib.

I really appreciate his reasons for turning down the gig. It’s cool that he’s being a team player since that’s really what the whole Olympic spirit is supposed to be about. Although I also can’t help but wonder if their offer coming through Twitter was kind of a turn off. Maybe I am just an old but like, seriously? Tw…

I’m glad he turned it down. It doesn’t seem right that he would be commenting on figure skating when he is part of Team USA. This Olympics aren’t over and how do you go from being an athlete one day and then commenting on your fellow skaters the next? I will be happy to see him as a commentator during the next…

I thoroughly enjoyed “Let’s Get it Started” when I heard first it on the radio and NBA on TNT commercials...

That was ba-yeah-yeah-yad.

“Can we stop vilifying women who aren’t doing Times Up well enough?”

She’s not allowed to make political statements. William is president of Bafta. Why should she sit out? Can we stop vilifying women who aren’t doing Times Up well enough?

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