audreyhempburnn
AudreyHempburn
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Trump: Porter did a very good job when he was in the White House and we hope he has a wonderful career.

John Kelly then: “I remember when women were sacred”

This is about a teenage girl’s rape and murder. It really isn’t necessary to make it into some bullshit “black on black” issue.

Elon Musk keeps trying to get me to go to Burning Man. No thank you.

This is a very comforting article to read - thanks for writing it. As a 33-year old woman in a loving and committed partnership, parenting has been on my mind frequently over the last few years. While I’ve never felt drawn to have children, I’ve considered it with a much more open mind as of late and can see the

If becoming a billionaire actually took business acumen, this guy would already have a foie gras farm on his property.

“Oh god! There’s a cat in that burning building!....... Ah! I know what to do!” *Throws another cat into burning building* “Now they won’t be alone.”

You know, I think I am one of those people who won’t be having kids for environmental/financial reasons. While I think I would actually enjoy having kids, I don’t feel like I would enjoy them enough to justify the variety of other issues such as:

And then my husband saved the day.

I didn’t watch it last night. I can’t stand to see him talk or gesture. But I digested several articles this morning and it looks like it was unremarkable. The man can’t rattle off any specific accomplishments in his first year, so he just takes credit for policies laid out in administrations before him that are just

“Little Velcro sneakers” are you kidding me!? I need this kind of pure sweetness in my life.

My sister worked with someone who had a service mini-horse to help with their visual impairment. That thing was awesome. It wore little velcro sneakers inside. It was smart as a whip and so well-behaved.

We explained this to the customers on three separate occasions before they arrived at the airport.”

Grabbed her by the pursey.

I sincerely hope 20-something years from now this little girl, now a full grown woman, has an eureka moment and say to this guy “You were a police officer, a figure of authority with the task of serve and protect. You had my mom right in front of you, in desperate need of help. And your answer to that human being,

Yep, which is why she suddenly canceled her trip to Switzerland with trump. Maybe she will start leaking damaging info for revenge. Fingers crossed!

Frankly I barely understand how you can work as a cook while legally blind. You’re supposed handle knives AND fire in that job. On top of that take this girl to some remote place, tie her up, and rape her.... is he like the Daredevil of sexual assault?

How does the fact that he was blind mean he wouldn’t need to serve time? Surely if he was able enough to work as a cook and tie up and rape a 13 yo, they would be able to accommodate his needs in prison as well?

If by shit you mean the legally blind rapist, then have at it.

Every single detail in this story makes me want to set shit on fire.