OMG ::heart eye emoji::

Are you my ex boyfriend? If so, call me!

Does this visor have a T-top?!

I’ve never heard that saying before. Me likey.

Mine is called Bill Clinternet!

TEEN WITCH IS BORING BLAKES SISTER??!? #mindblown

No it was def SVU

US

Glass eye? Dead stare? Hard to tell.

Link is broken :(

Babyknapper thought bubble “Hmm I’ve always wanted a baby named Julio...”

ADORABLE

This made me so happy for some reason.

“That baby gotta loose neck Maury, I ain’t got no loose neck!!” was my personal favorite.

I DID NOT KNOW!!! I love that little fun fact though.

I definitely do NOT need one of those things, but I wont tell you which.

Ricky, you're a peach! You have received an open invite to my no-pants parties.

Im 27, just got out of a 7 year relationship and got my first solo apartment.

Is this the drug addict one who went to jail a bunch? She cleans up nice-ish. Look what a little spray tan can do for ya!

You seem fun