Mann became the first female mayor of Middletown

It’s not super healthy, but I try not to think about it. I have to pretend that they are still roaming around somewhere with Douglass Adams and Jim Henson doing low-key stuff and a fuckton of acid. Thinking about them being gone makes me sob still.

The reasons to be against doxxing are the same reasons to be against the death penalty: Not wanting the wrong person to get punished. Convicting someone wrongly in the court of public opinion can have lasting repercussions in their lives, and then whom do you hold responsible for it?

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

Ugh, I’m really getting sick of language being SO policed. Didn’t anyone with severe allergies also get upset at Lorde and force her to apologize? People die from allergies!

Thank you so much for stating that the majority of women who undergo IVF fail to produce a child. There is so much misunderstanding about this, caused by the infertility industrial complex that would have you believe that IVF treatment is practically guaranteed to result in a baby. And even though it’s becoming more…

Cosby supporters.

Wait, am I to take it that I am talking on a land line in this scenario?

Sandwiches (general favorites, best specific sandwich ever eaten, unusual toppings, etc.)

The ones that Putin carries around in his pocket... Merkel will have to fly to Russia.

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

So you think it’s normal to spend 3 years making the same bad joke that was already old when you started? I’m guessing you’re a dad.

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

Hey, North Carolina GOP: if Clarence Thomas thinks you are racist motherfuckers, you are definitely, indubitably, 100 percent racist motherfuckers.

I used to smoke. I never in my life smoked indoors or around others who weren’t also smoking. Being a smoker doesn’t mean you get to be an asshole.

Excuse my language but these fucking vulgarians can just fuck right off. I don’t give a flying fuck what they do to their own lungs in the interest of staying thin but smoking in the GODDAMN METROPOLITAN enrages me. Vapid twits.

“When young people see glamorous stars smoking and flouting the law, it undermines the progress that has been made in de-normalizing smoking and increasing awareness of smoking’s health risks.”