Honestly? The only reason anyone wanted to keep Epstein alive is he had a shit ton of info on OTHER rich kiddie-fuckers that he might have spilled eventually.

SantaCon is always proof of bias in policing.

I think we can safely assume they are all white considering they put 4 cops in the hospital and weren’t shot in the process.

Well Obama seems like a faithful guy, so “most humiliating way possible” is out, unfortunately.

If i were Melania, I would make it my mission in life to fuck every last secret service agent just so Cheeto Mussolini would never not be surrounded by younger, better-looking men who had fucked his wife.

I’M AWAKE & SUPER EXCITED ABOUT HARRY & MEGHAN!!!

Melania has one duty: to publicly cheat on her husband in the most humiliating way possible. If she fulfills it, all will be forgiven.

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

We all want Melania to be a wealthy widow.

Great article. There are modern extrathoracic negative pressure ventilators that are comparatively small and unobtrusive. They’re phenomenally expensive to use and service, but luckily we don’t live in some kind of crazy dystopia in which only the fortunate and wealthy have access to modern medical technology and…

“But parents today have no idea what polio was like, so it’s hard to convince somebody that lives are at risk if they don’t vaccinate.”

I dunno how that is NOT harassment. Have we crossed the sexual rubicon to the point that asking a woman to watch you jerk off is acceptable behavior? Take it out of the colleague realm for a moment, Cabbie asks. Passenger says no thank you. Everybody cool with that? How about a waiter? “My name is Eliot and I’ll be…

Crazy how much people overthink how complicated this all is. It’s really easy to understand!

This. This girl should mind her own work and let her bosses mind her co-workers.

Podophobic — if your office doesn’t have a dress code, then you need to mind your own fucking business. I mean, I have plenty of opinions about how people should dress at work. Most of them are stupid and I keep them to myself. They include:

No bare feet

I don’t get being bothered by it either. Maybe if they are sticking their foot at you or clients come in, but otherwise why worry about it

i don’t understand why the barefeet bother this person so much. they are not your feet, she isn’t putting her feet on you - just look away and think to yourself “what a gross asshole” and let it go.

I don’t get being perturbed by someone else’s bare feet in an office setting, assuming they don’t stink. Just like...don’t look at her feet? I spend 95% of my time already not looking at people’s feet, so why not make it an even 100%, you know?

It’s a yellow star on the breast with a word in that starts with J.... That’s TOOO CLOSE!!!

I have just created a new job for myself: I will be the person groups and businesses send their logos and catch phrases to and I will tell them if maybe, just maybe, they should rethink.