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547 days until we vote these inept-at-best, dangerous-at-worst political embarrassments OUT OF THEIR JOBS. Go home, unemployed, and put your hoods back on.

Thank you for posting it - I’ve noticed that before, and I’m sure others have too. It’s a really awesome way to honor your cousin’s memory.

All I took away from that is you’ve got an 11 year old black belt.

I’m so happy about that. Thanks for finding this gem.

It still has the Lorem Ipsum language at the bottom of the page.

Congratulations! So exciting! :)

Most of the kids did a really great job with the vegan burger challenge!

Will be sending my husband a calendar invitation momentarily for “orgasm seeking event.”

Good luck! :)

Oh my God. You don’t need permission. This is a whole new ballgame now, friend. Be kind to yourself. Self-care is now self-preservation. Drink up.

If her jailers hate her, why won’t they let her kill herself? (I’m not being snarky - this is not a case I know everything about.)

Isn’t he staying in New York?

That is the coldest slap into reality. I think he really would be worse!

“despite everyone’s best efforts”

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I’m imagining a hooded, deeply misguided Klansman getting all flustered and squealing “OMG I have a visual aesthetic! For reals?!”

My mother-in-law cares about flowers and met with a florist and brought me a proposal that was TWELVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. We were at dinner with my husband’s extended family when she handed it to me. I looked her straight in the eye and said “If I pay twelve thousand dollars for flowers they had better jump off the

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Beyonce’s voice is flawless (see what I did there!) and I just wish Gabriel Macht had been Christian Grey because that would’ve been fantastic.

I realize this article is old but I am just seeing it and really this kills me: