Marlene was a stunner in those suits, my God...

My boyfriend pointed out while we watched this that Tina runs in the slightly-deranged-noticeably-Wrong way the evil doppelgängers in “Us” do and now I can’t stop seeing it.

Joel Hammond would have the perfect exasperated comment about this terrible news.

I really loved this episode, but I almost feel it would’ve been more powerful if the serum still didn’t work on Kelly, but she chose to say yes to a second date anyway – the pain not necessarily making anything else less worth it, etc. 

“This is just the laser. The pointer...is YOU.”

The “9-5" fight scene was absurdly joyful. When this show is good, it’s really good.

I have never thought “Wow, they should cast Seth McFarlene in this” before but I need him in this and it needs to happen now

“We can eat the remaining rice for breakfast...yes, I love you as well.”

I actually meant Fiorello specifically (“Who cares how frequently he strikes me?/I’ll fetch his slippers with my arm in a sling”) but Carousel has more comments-section-recognition.

🎵I’M AS HIGH AS HELL AND YOU’RE ‘BOUT TO GET SHOT 🎵

Paula and Valencia’s girlfriend’s horrified looks during the “pirate king kidnapped and forcibly married me” song killed me. Great critique of all those old Carousel songs that are just like, cheery descriptions of domestic abuse.

Paddy’s Pub. Want an ominous feeling that you could get stabbed at any moment.

...I kind of loved dyslexic mid-twenties Spock. Then again, I’ve always been a sucker for the most passive-aggressive family on Vulcan, no matter where in the timeline of the universe they are.

“Not because we’re sexist, but because it sucks.”

“Maybe I’m gay, what do you think? Don’t answer that, I know you’re not a doctor.”

Damn, what a twist! It reminded me of mid-2000s Doctor Who, just the kind of corny relationship drama/creepy twist cocktail that all good sci-fi has.

Jesus Christ, dude.

I still think they should use Mika. He sounds so much like Mercury he jokes about it in a song.

Everyone’s horrified reactions when Greg grabs a scalpel during the fight killed me. “A weapon makes everything too real!” “WHY DID YOU DO THAT?” “I don’t know! I don’t know!”

I’ve seen Gattaca more times than a high school biology teacher. I just love it so much.