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Oh God, that one was so fucking funny. “Don’t worry about it Charlie, we’re on the mountain!”

Yeah, sending her down to Atlanta to babysit Holden while Bill dealt with his weird-ass kid would’ve spliced her back in with the rest of the team perfectly. And they could’ve worked in a romance! They have cute lesbians in Georgia!

I recently found out the actor who plays him used to be a special ed teacher for preschoolers – talk about whiplash!

The contrast between Bash and Arthie’s coming out scenes was so expertly done and sad. She finds pride born from passion and anger, and he gets more and more isolated and pained. It’s wonderful to get such a variety of queer stories on one show.

Bash’s visceral discomfort with his own sexuality was brutal last season when he was reckoning with Florian’s death, and it’s just getting more and more ratcheted up. Even when he’s being an asshole, I couldn’t help but feel for him in that regard. 

I literally punched the air at the Mateo-is-the-narrator reveal – my crackpot theory finally vindicated! 

Everyone’s dad just lost their minds.

The “No, no no no no” bit in Get Out fucking terrified me

I’ve been using “This is a SHAMEFUL, SHAMEFUL day!” a lot lately.

Mac from Always Sunny, dude. Though the hyper-masculinity is more farcical in that.

Charleston is where my therapist and dentist are. It’s fucking adorable. I think it’s a mix of gentrification over the last 25 years and good old-fashioned movie Flanderization. 

The little detail that Aziraphale has had the exact same haircut for 6,000 years killed me.

A member of my family legitimately thought that was the line for YEARS. His reasoning? “Well, Elton John is gay, it could’ve been about Tony Danza!”

“Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” is forever synonymous with the dance number at the end of Ella Enchanted for me. (Yes, I was eight. It was formative!)

Can you call a character metrosexual when they’re bi? The pun doesn’t work, that’s for sure. 

That shot from above of Sally and her agent in a swirling circle of fans, staring at each other in mute horror was killer. 

Yeah, the massacre up and down the halls of the monastery at the end of the episode was TERRIFYING. No light in those eyes.

This has no right to be as catchy as it is.

I actually love that Chloe, the female romantic lead, is constantly wearing ill-fitting blazers and slacks and inexplicable ascot scarves. Frumpy girls deserve love too!

Tom Ellis and Lauren German are both really bringing it in the “Angry-Crying Acting” department this year. I’m very into this soapy season.