ding ding ding.

Between Rip, Charles Nelson Riley and Paul Lynde the '70's were apparently all about "don't ask, don't tell, middle America pretending not to see the obvious". Little kid me enjoyed these guys and old me appreciates that I started learning tolerance from them. Rest in Power,  Rip! 

What’s the deal with statutes of limitation?

No offence, Snoop, but THIS. ▲▲▲↑↑↑

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

The vastly superior Spicer. 

The best way is not to argue.  Especially in online forums, there are people who feel they must address every point an asshole brings up.  Just because you stop responding to them does not mean they have won the argument.

So being induced early so you can steal it back isn’t the right answer?

Sherpas are so 2015.  We are hunting C-list reality stars this year.  

Lear? Ick,so proletariat, until you are flying in your own personalized A380 like me you are not invited to my Mt Everest summit chalet for my annual sherpa hunt.

Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over sound of my Lear jet engines. 

Saw Weird Al earlier this year in concert - I highly recommend everyone see him at least once.  My wife hated it but the show was amazing - production value second only to Marilyn Manson.  

Looks good. Just hope it’s shorter than the second one. Felt like they crammed two movies into on with that trip to Cuba 

Shit just got real.

When Blackfishing come back to bite you on the ass. The girl doesn’t look like Ariana. Girl acting like she invented pink and ponytails.

Basically she’s akin to Semi getting caught lying about being Prince of Zamunda?

Gotta say, “proud to be a part if this film in ANY WAY!!!” is a hell of a take to have about American Beauty in 2019.

So what’s the point of requiring a emergency contact, etc. for a student if you don’t use the fucking info when you need to? Shouldn’t there be a phone call made to say, “Hey, you child’s haircut doesn’t adhere to our standards. It needs to be taken care of.” Whether the standard is right or wrong, the call needs to…

I have been fortunate enough to fly on several private jets as a co-op student. I would fly on private jets in a heartbeat if I had the money.

Crystal Skull.