This reads exactly like a 20 year old Onion article:

Even something as mundane and ubiquitous as canned food got its start as a military project (thanks Napoleon). Conflict breeds necessity. And necessity is the mother of invention.

Oh. Don’t forget the ventilators he promised at the outset of the pandemic. I mean he delivered BiPap machines. Not ventilators. 

So say we all.

The Adult Wednesday Addams was pretty good.

When discussing the Second Amendment nowadays, you must also discuss Heller.

Underinformed people will trot out ‘well regulated militia’ as if that reduces individuals owning firearm ownership to militia and/or Guardsmen. Heller wipes away all of that as it gives individuals the right to self-defense with a fire arm…

I bought my home during the dry months. The first time it rained hard my wife and I were home so her and I went around the house looking for leaks and seeing where the water drained away from the house. No leaks and I had a few big puddles I wouldn’t have noticed. 

My tin-foil hat theory is he’s using this to back out of the Twitter take-over. 

Ike Turner Syndrome

He’s not suicidal. I know that much. 

Indiana Jones has entered the chat.

No more Lego Star Wars stuff? 

I put a ‘kids’ movie on for my kid while I did laundry. Needless to say about half way in, laundry activities stopped all together. 

Replacing/upgrading parts is a losing prospect for some models. A lot of newer laptops have RAM and CPUs and even soldered to the board now. Futhermore, some batteries are glued to the chassis. Microsoft Surfaces require a heat gun to melt the glue to dislodge the screen before servicing any internal parts.

Wait. So does that mean *now* is a good time to talk about gun control especially in and around schools? Because last time it wasn’t.

You got to read your own material.

We can’t leave the for wildlife or donate them if we’re spraying them down with bleach or some other antifungal. Scoop out and roast the seeds, however.

You may be cool. But you’re not Jamie Lee Curtis dressing as her mom for a movie premier cool.

So he wants to normalize space travel to the point where it’s as common as taking a trip to grandma’s. But wants ticker tape parade at the same time. Yeah, that tracks.

CNN went to Boise City, OK and a townsperson called Trump a ‘liberal New Yorker’ when he was advocating for the vaccines. 

I’ll get the ice cubes.