This reads exactly like a 20 year old Onion article:

Even something as mundane and ubiquitous as canned food got its start as a military project (thanks Napoleon). Conflict breeds necessity. And necessity is the mother of invention.

When discussing the Second Amendment nowadays, you must also discuss Heller.

Underinformed people will trot out ‘well regulated militia’ as if that reduces individuals owning firearm ownership to militia and/or Guardsmen. Heller wipes away all of that as it gives individuals the right to self-defense with a fire arm…

I bought my home during the dry months. The first time it rained hard my wife and I were home so her and I went around the house looking for leaks and seeing where the water drained away from the house. No leaks and I had a few big puddles I wouldn’t have noticed. 

He’s not suicidal. I know that much. 

Replacing/upgrading parts is a losing prospect for some models. A lot of newer laptops have RAM and CPUs and even soldered to the board now. Futhermore, some batteries are glued to the chassis. Microsoft Surfaces require a heat gun to melt the glue to dislodge the screen before servicing any internal parts.

Wait. So does that mean *now* is a good time to talk about gun control especially in and around schools? Because last time it wasn’t.

You got to read your own material.

We can’t leave the for wildlife or donate them if we’re spraying them down with bleach or some other antifungal. Scoop out and roast the seeds, however.

CNN went to Boise City, OK and a townsperson called Trump a ‘liberal New Yorker’ when he was advocating for the vaccines. 

I’ll put out corn and gazpacho for a BBQ. But only because *I* like corn and gazpacho. Given the pot-luckesque nature of many BBQs, if someone has dietary restrictions (of any kind be they religious, ethical or medical) they’re welcome to bring a plate. They can fuss at my free food from the comfort of their own home.

Not to muddy the waters, but revolutionary war hero Casimir Pulaski, was likely intersex. He has a statue in Washington DC and other cities.

I created a folder called ‘Review in March’ and put all the apps that I know I haven’t touched in ages in there. All the apps that were left I went though and added them to other folders based off of type so there were no free roaming apps. If I used an app from the ‘Review in March’ folder, I took it out of that…

I leave $0.01 tips for really bad service. It’s not often. I want to make it clear my not leaving a tip wasn’t a mistake. So a one cent tip is my way of of saying ‘your service was terrible’. The last instance I remember this happening was at a movie/grill place (since closed) and I had to walk around the theater…

I’m guessing it’s also wrong to adopt a kid real quick.

Please call the NFL and ask they select Weird Al as this year’s half time show. 

Does Melissa Molinaro have a hot take for this?

I’m secretly hoping there’s a sly reference to Wakanda in there somewhere. Nothing overt, maybe a background poster ‘See You Next Tuesday’ style.

I like how Knope steps in and casually drops the underrepresentation of women in Star Wars. It’s a totally Leslie thing to do.

Hear me out, I don’t think we need the consent of the people. We need a broad consensus across America for president. And that’s what the EC provides. A popular vote election will make the winner of urban areas the overall winner everytime. And sure, we’re an urban populace overall but not all urban areas are created…

Just increase the number of Representatives in the House to 700+. That’ll boost the EC and give greater parity to high population states like California and Texas.