He gets the biggest applause and then stutters out his line with all the energy of a 6th grader in an Abe Lincoln beard.

The Heller decision basically muted that part of the amendment and allowed for a broader set people to have guns.

Good for Jennifer Verge for giving the tip. But, I’m not sure I’m the only one who caught the word ‘jipped’. I’ve been guilty of using that word in the past. Once I found out where it came from, I cut it from my lexicon.

Noine-Noine!!!

Go to Chubby’s on 38th. There are other Chubby’s restaurants, but there’s really only one Chubby’s. It’ll probably never be shown on a TV food show and that’s OK. If you want Mexican food the way 3rd and 4th Mexican-Americans from Denver cook Mexican food in their own home, Chubby’s is it.

Now I feel like dog shit for not doing that. Thanks.

I think something along the line of a Truth and Reconciliation commission needs to be setup. Hollywood, as an industry, needs to take ownership of this, and quick.

My Dad wouldn’t say ‘be careful’. Instead he would say ‘don’t break that’ or ‘don’t spill that’ or ‘don’t mess up your jeans’. The concern was never toward my well being. Rather on the financial cost of replacing something could have I ruined. Good lesson, Dad.

I’ve got a three year old. I swear in her spare time she’s working with the WWE on how to go right for the ol’ beans. I love her but I’ve been floored by her twice already. Not fun.

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Dad fight! Dad fight, everyone!

I’m reminded of a story where a billionaire left New Jersey for Florida. Ouch. 

His ‘Bye Felicia’ was the best Bye Felicia.

You need to call the History channel and let them know that you’d watch the shit out of ‘Palin Patrol - with Todd and Sarah’. Then you’d have to make good on your promise. Mind you, you don’t have to watch it, just have the TV channel on that station.

So, Coors? Jeff Sessions is Coors.

The question is: Did he kiss the ring?

We need to quit legitimizing the Confederacy as a country. No other country recognized it as a nation (though I was granted belligerent status) and the Supreme Court stated the states never legally seceded. One of the things we can do is quit saying Jefferson Davis was a president of anything. Rather, say he was the…

So what percentage of the car would you say is already ‘designed’ by the government by the time you start?

Pedro had to take down all his signs for School President when he had Summer Wheatley Pinata’d. Just sayin’.

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