This comment stinx.

We absolutely need to remember the terrible things we did to each other. Teaching the unvarnished history of slavery and the Jim Crow era is essential. We need to preserve the relics of the era and I even support Civil War reenactments, to an extent. But placing statues of these men on literal pedestals is not how to…

My selfie stick is only ‘water-resistant’. Will that work too?

And he has a normal sized Roladex being fumbled through by baby’s hands. All the while, he rattles off numbers. “Six, Six, eww Four, Nine.”

wedo

Oh, I know. My brother is blond and he was called ‘wedo’ growing up. It’s just society likes to squeeze people into to boxes.

I don’t know how to feel about this. I’m Hispanic. And I’ve an adopted daughter who’s blonde haired and blue eyed. She has my last name. Is she Hispanic? I kind of feel like Paris says she’s Black because that’s who her family is. Then I remember that scene from the Jerk. When Steve Martin said he was ‘born a poor…

one please!

I have. But I’ve never heard of Mexican Jet Packs.

Oh, do me. Do me!

Nah, they’ll add a annoying plucky sidekick, like a Scrappy Doo or a KellyAnne Conway.

I get the feeling you’re not just talking about a silly awards show.

Exactly. It’s not like he’s literally flying in to save fellow reporter, Lois Lane or anything. In fact, he’s always never around whenever there’s some crisis.

Orange Duck Soup!

And Scotch. Humor and Scotch.

Sad. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

Also, some places don’t have open primaries. Meaning that if you want to vote in the primary for candidate X and she’s a Dem, and your ‘unaffiliated’ you can vote for her. So you have to register as a Dem in order to vote. Keep in mind that many places also tie other, smaller elections (water bond, school board) in…

Joke’s on you. You can never have too much mayo!

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!

Or keep Joseph Fiennes but put him in a Spider-Man mask.