Eh, a lot of things started out primarily as war-related.  Those compact electronics in  your smartphone exist because the US military needed compact electronics for missile warheads back in the 20th century. 

Burning the marshmellow is delicious. People don’t like crispy marshmellow skins?!

Brilliant.

You forgot another one - There is no such thing as an “assault rifle”.

The .72 caliber Brown Bess Muskets fired a HUGE projectile (relatively speaking) and are just as deadly as the AR’s 5.56 cartridge. The AR has greater range and is more accurate. But make no mistake, both will leave you just as dead with just as grisly of a wound.

On behalf of all Kinja, let me thank you for not putting this in a slideshow or a video.

You sound like every Republican refusing to call Dr. Jill Biden a doctor.

A well-timed “geez, your honor.....you have Mexican food last night?” will seal the deal.  

For starters, we cannot advise smirking and laughing like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.

Easier said than done, when you live in a small town (pop. 3000) and Walmart has put the other grocery stores out of business.

In the US, if you let your kid out of your sight, someone will call the cops. My daughter is petite. Her height appears to have maxed out at 5 foot 3 inches (1.6 meters). So she looks a younger than her age. She will often sit in the car while we go into a store. Twice the cops showed up because someone called. Once,…

Uber and Lyft both stepped forward to announce they had disabled surge pricing in the area, and spokespeople the companies said they’d also work to refund people who experienced “unintended charges during this emergency.”

If you can’t skip KarTRASHian news, please at least avoid making them the top item?

This seems harmless and not worth the snark...

Is this really that big of a deal? Whining about “this was anything but a home run” seems like making way too much out of something silly. Frito Lay did donate to the Women’s Sorts Foundation, after all. What’s so “ambiguous” about their racial identities? I recognize who they represent. It’s cute and meant to be…

The memes 

The casino boat I worked at briefly in college had to fire up the engines and move once per year to remain legally a boat. While this was a river boat and in a different state, it was still a boat who’s entire existing was a legal loophole. 

Since all the tectonic plates float on magma, we all live on boats too and are not subject property tax.

Early 00s in Arkansas there were some restaurants that used the same code word.  Really it should be used for an 8 top of evangelical white people who order 200 dollars worth of food at 10pm and stay for 2 hours only to leave a 2 dollar tip.

being overweight is not a character trait, and acting is a service industry.