Oh, don’t worry - ScarJo can still play John Henry’s wife:

The crew sends a message back saying “Rich Purnell is a steely-eyed missile man” and even the white boys in charge of the whole NASA situation room are like “Who’s Rich Purnell?”  Total stealth magic.

7. She goes to a Halloween party in blackface, and is shot by a cop who pulls her over for driving while black.

6. She’s murdered by someone who mistakes her for an undocumented immigrant.

Yay, I found a sane person!

That family put skin in the game when they didn’t have to. There are a lot of unsung folks just like this.

When my family moved into Navy Officer’s Housing in San Diego in 1966 there were a lot of unhappy white people in the neighborhood. My father was stationed in Vietnam at the time when my mother moved her five children including 9-year-old me, into that all-white neighborhood. I was called “nigger” by more than a few…

It’s called a “Green Jacket” if you use green tea, but cold brewing won’t adversely affect the outcome. Flavor might be a bit stronger, because cold brew. No better excuse for experimenting, imo.

“...nabbing him at his parents’ home where he lives in the basement.”

I hope this ruined Permit Patty’s whole month.

See? This is how it’s supposed to be done, “protect and SERVE.” Not ‘criminalize first’.

 I await their first single, Pop that Pussy Hat.

So when will #newportnancy #bbqbecky, and #permitpatty start their own rap group under the alias “2 White Crew”?

I’d like to see Hawkeye spend an afternoon running errands, shot in one continuous take, directed by Richard Linklater.

Haweye and his wife toil away at the farm; one of the kids becomes friends with a rat; another kid falls off a horse; Natasha shows up for dinner.

Wrong. Wrong. It will always be Coming to America. One of my favorite lines “I know you a king and everything, but if you say one more thing about my daughter, Im’ma break my foot off in your royal ass!” Shades of James Evans.

the royal penis is clean, your highness. 

There REALLY should have been a reference to Zamunda in Black Panther.

I’m willing to believe that the pitch for Barbershop was “Remember the barbershop in ‘Coming to America’? That. For 90 minutes.” But then they forgot to get Murphy to help write it.

Honestly, Terry pretending to be an unattended backpack was everything I never knew I needed in life. “tick, tick, tick...”