“Straight White Male” has become this century’s N-Word.

Yes, yes and yes! Our 20 month old is is starting to make good cognitive progress. And when doing certain things (such as sorting shapes) need time to properly orient the shape. I watch him as he struggles, but can do it, but will whine (maybe even cry) a little while he gets frustrated. My wife will then yell at me…

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

On the show, he would say, “I love you just the way you are.” One day I said, “Fred, were you talking to me?” And he looked at me and he said, “Yes, I’ve been talking to you for two years and you finally heard me today.” And I just collapsed into his arms. I started crying. That’s when I knew I loved him.

That’s pretty much postgame “journalism” in a nutshell.

You can show it to them. You can even read it to them. But there is no way for you to understand it for them.

He’s holding up the signs for them and they still refused to get it. Pissing me off.

I’ve played the bagpipes for a number of years, and it’s something like 75% of us end up with either repetitive stress injuries or hearing loss. *pause for inevitable joke about “karma”* That community is extremely traditional, and it can often be seen as some kind of failing to wear earplugs, as though you aren’t…

Brooklyn 99!!

The Good Place is the one current blaring exception. Superstore is solid too...

I have never seen this show but I just would like to say that if I died and the photo they chose to put by my casket was a selfie of me in a beanie in a car I would be LIIIIIIVID.

“great! Another broken white boy to fix”

Lets live in a world where we can wear clothes that don’t have to fit so tight that the seams of our spanx show. k?

If I had Gates money I’d offer him a couple billion in cash to quit that day just to see if he’d take it.

If I was the cops, I would have been really pissed when the moron of a lady was called out on her bullshit.

So a young black businessman is actively working on building his business and being an entrepeneur and this lady calls the cops. She is more than likely the same type of person posting on Facebook about Obamaphones and welfare queens.

It’s awful that once again we have the cops being called over some bullshit, but it’s heartening to see the cops—cops in the South, no less—actually taking the side of the person they’re supposed to take the side of, not to mention shutting down the asshole who wasted everyone’s time. Well handled.

I never knew that. Maybe that’s why 30 Rock had a subplot in their live episode where Tracy decided that he needed to break character in every single skit in the most annoying and hamfisted ways.

I read it somewhere here on Jezebel, but apparently Jimmy Fallon breaking character became kind of a problem with SNL. When he realized he could get laughs for it, he started doing it all the time. Apparently, it was particularly annoying to Tina Fey because he couldn’t ever finish a damn skit, and made everything run…

Jimmy Fallon laughs at his own jokes. That should be an unforgivable offence for a comedian. I remember when he was doing the news on SNL with Tina Fey. She was a total professional, and he was giggling like a 14-year-old when their crush walks by, so annoying!