Go to Chubby’s on 38th. There are other Chubby’s restaurants, but there’s really only one Chubby’s. It’ll probably never be shown on a TV food show and that’s OK. If you want Mexican food the way 3rd and 4th Mexican-Americans from Denver cook Mexican food in their own home, Chubby’s is it.

Now I feel like dog shit for not doing that. Thanks.

I think something along the line of a Truth and Reconciliation commission needs to be setup. Hollywood, as an industry, needs to take ownership of this, and quick.

My expectations are solo right now.

Do you have any non-GMO gene-edited gluten-free ciabatta for my avocado toast?

My Dad wouldn’t say ‘be careful’. Instead he would say ‘don’t break that’ or ‘don’t spill that’ or ‘don’t mess up your jeans’. The concern was never toward my well being. Rather on the financial cost of replacing something could have I ruined. Good lesson, Dad.

I for one, welcome our Amazonian overlords.

I2

I’ve got a three year old. I swear in her spare time she’s working with the WWE on how to go right for the ol’ beans. I love her but I’ve been floored by her twice already. Not fun.

Joel McHale

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Dad fight! Dad fight, everyone!

It’s funny because he also plays Batman.

I ain’t Poe. I am broke, just not Poe.

I, for one, welcome our Corvus overlords.

I have a CD mount and it’s great. By far better than a dash mount or a windshield mount for my tiny, T-Rex arms. And it doesn’t block the vent in this Texas heat. So there’s that. I also have a Bluetooth to aux adapter that works well.

I’m reminded of a story where a billionaire left New Jersey for Florida. Ouch. 

His ‘Bye Felicia’ was the best Bye Felicia.

You need to call the History channel and let them know that you’d watch the shit out of ‘Palin Patrol - with Todd and Sarah’. Then you’d have to make good on your promise. Mind you, you don’t have to watch it, just have the TV channel on that station.