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Oh, I know. My brother is blond and he was called ‘wedo’ growing up. It’s just society likes to squeeze people into to boxes.

I don’t know how to feel about this. I’m Hispanic. And I’ve an adopted daughter who’s blonde haired and blue eyed. She has my last name. Is she Hispanic? I kind of feel like Paris says she’s Black because that’s who her family is. Then I remember that scene from the Jerk. When Steve Martin said he was ‘born a poor

one please!

I have. But I’ve never heard of Mexican Jet Packs.

Oh, do me. Do me!

Nah, they’ll add a annoying plucky sidekick, like a Scrappy Doo or a KellyAnne Conway.

I get the feeling you’re not just talking about a silly awards show.

Exactly. It’s not like he’s literally flying in to save fellow reporter, Lois Lane or anything. In fact, he’s always never around whenever there’s some crisis.

Orange Duck Soup!

And Scotch. Humor and Scotch.

Sad. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

Also, some places don’t have open primaries. Meaning that if you want to vote in the primary for candidate X and she’s a Dem, and your ‘unaffiliated’ you can vote for her. So you have to register as a Dem in order to vote. Keep in mind that many places also tie other, smaller elections (water bond, school board) in

Joke’s on you. You can never have too much mayo!

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!

Why couldn’t they hire a Black actor with vitiligo?

So was Marc Rich, when Clinton pardoned him. And a bunch of Vietnam draft dodgers by Carter.

As a Hispanic, Latinx misses the mark for me. Also, POC. Gross. POC, or people of color riles me up just a little bit. I don’t want to be reduced to an acronym and I don’t want to be confused with a Star Wars alien. Hispanic is fine.

I thought the Robocop statue was supposed to fix everything.