Oh, do me. Do me!

Nah, they’ll add a annoying plucky sidekick, like a Scrappy Doo or a KellyAnne Conway.

I get the feeling you’re not just talking about a silly awards show.

Exactly. It’s not like he’s literally flying in to save fellow reporter, Lois Lane or anything. In fact, he’s always never around whenever there’s some crisis.

Orange Duck Soup!

And Scotch. Humor and Scotch.

Sad. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

Also, some places don’t have open primaries. Meaning that if you want to vote in the primary for candidate X and she’s a Dem, and your ‘unaffiliated’ you can vote for her. So you have to register as a Dem in order to vote. Keep in mind that many places also tie other, smaller elections (water bond, school board) in…

Joke’s on you. You can never have too much mayo!

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!

Or keep Joseph Fiennes but put him in a Spider-Man mask.

Why couldn’t they hire a Black actor with vitiligo?

So was Marc Rich, when Clinton pardoned him. And a bunch of Vietnam draft dodgers by Carter.

As a Hispanic, Latinx misses the mark for me. Also, POC. Gross. POC, or people of color riles me up just a little bit. I don’t want to be reduced to an acronym and I don’t want to be confused with a Star Wars alien. Hispanic is fine.

I thought the Robocop statue was supposed to fix everything.

Galaxy of lawyers.

It can, but that takes time. From the time the internment began to when the SCOTUS decision was made was about two years. So let’s say Trump starts ‘extreme-vetting’ in February 2017. It would take until after the midterm elections for a case to get to SCOTUS to overturn Korematsu and any other Trump nonsense. The…

I’d like to increase the number of members the house has to about 700. This will give the large population states more votes and give those people better representation in the House. We haven’t increased the numbers in over a hundred years. It’s time for more people to represent us in the house.

I would like to see a perfectly balanced baseball diamond atop Reunion Tower. We’d have a series of pulleys transfer weights underneath to keep it balanced when the players run to and fro (I don’t watch baseball, so I imagine this is infrequent). 

I like how Ant-Man did a small scale (small scale, get it?) movie. It was a contained, lower stakes movie. The world wasn’t going to end if he failed. It focused the story more toward the characters. Deadpool, Iron Man, Dredd and others did the same trick and when it works it works.