We got a bullet for the kiddo. The doctor recommended trying every vegetable and fruit in order to isolate any allergies. So i made an alphabetical list of veggies and fruits. 3 days per item, so as to properly deduce if any allergies did exist and then on to the next one. It was fun watching her eat goopy alfalfa,…

I pray for miraculous healing if it is His will. But I also pray for medicine to work, doctors to have insight and all that. It burns me as a Christian to hear people deny themselves or their children the miracle of modern medicine that so many the world over would kill for.

It’s for when the Pope visits Aquaman.

I have no response. That was perfect.

They both could be the Statler and Waldorf types. Heckling and jibbing patrons and each other.

I guess you didn’t see the actual Lifetime movie, A Deadly Adoption. If you didn’t forgive him for Bewitched by now, you won’t after watching this.

I’m not saying Starbucks, a company that started out in the Pacific Northwest, cannot move to Florida. I’m just saying they didn’t. Also, they don’t franchise. Who knew?

I think you meant to say ‘job creators’ and not ‘richer customers’ and ‘market-centric inducement’ instead of ‘loophole’. But we get your point.

Alright. I’ll bite.

I’d be willing to pay more for a restaurant to staff a doctor during peak hours. During this time, if a server or bartender encounters some idiot with an allergy to green, or has a gluten intolerance but only with fried food, the doctor would be summoned.

AutoHotKey!! For when you have to do something twice!

My family calls it the pretentious “E”. Like Shoppe, Pointe, Grille.

I just finished I Will Teach You To Be Rich from Ramit. This is a six week plan and I plan on following it.

Here’s my Barack Obama coffee joke.

I think you’re supposed to affix one to the roof of the other.

I read a tip (it was here). Price everything for Saturday. Then have a sign that says everything is half off the asking price on Sunday. This will motivate people to purchase the item on Saturday due to the risk of potentially losing out on Sunday. Either way, your items get sold.

Behold. McDonald’s McDouble.

In middle school I used a fresnel lens for a magnify glass, a pair of welders’ goggles for eye protection.

Don’t forget the Ouija Board!