Says you Food Babe.

Obligatory.

So, uh, who won the contest? Can I see the winning entry?

Why is no one putting this solid gold material on T-shirts?!

After my time machine gets built. One of my stops is to the first Chinese food buffet that started serving pizza and buffalo wings. I want to be there for the time that a guy and his buddies walk in, pay, get their plates and then look in horror that there’s lo mein noodles, pot stickers and kung pao shrimp.

I worked at a Good Times drive-through and a lady asked for "a lot a lot of pickles" on a particular sandwich that called for 3 pickles. I interpreted "a lot a lot" as meaning 9 pickles somehow. Probably because a lot is twice and a lot a lot is three times. Either way, I made the sandwich with 9 pickles.

Orphan children going to summer camp? Shouldn't they be working in the mine? That molybdenum isn't going to dig itself out.

I’d like to see websites actively turn down passwords from a list of say 10,000 most common passwords.

“If she has the integrity and backbone to come clean, it’ll all go away. We won’t forget, but we’ll take the high road.”

Six Degrees of Barely Relevant.

I ask:

At age 37, THIS IS MY JAM!!

That actually sounds like a good lifehacker tip about tips.

The NFL Draft.

Spaghetti Harvest:

I occasionally call it Pine Nut Gringo to get my wife upset. As in "Can I get some of your best pine nut gringo in a regular glass, with a straw?"

You need to get video of that on the YouTubez and get some internet bucks.