"I can't take this on my horse? Dump it in the SEA."

This all day. Let the people with real claws do the digging.

Are these avatar-effigies of Rumple Minze offering me their loyalty if I drink it, or are they warning, "Enter not, meager Jaeger-sipper, for here be ripped bear-riding be-eyepatched warriors of tougher mettle than thou!"

I'm sitting here laughing because I have no idea what those words mean.

....what manner of beer and what manner of shot we talkin', sailor?

East Coast Beast Coast, sir.

Casually rubbing your great life in our faces. JERK!

Your point about the other non-housing commodities being more expensive for you is well-taken, though.

Haha, I can't afford new cars either, friend.

I work for a mortgage company. You midwest fucks get all the luck in housing prices.

Squared-off steering wheels forever.

You know what, that's totally fair. I would certainly agree with you.

That pole saw is cool! I had no idea they made powered versions of those.

Atta boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Yeah but, that's an unauthorized entry into the property of another.

Shit. Keep your head up, man. Did you at least get some lovely pills out of it?

DAMN! LMP cars normally do nothing for me, but these are righteous.