"I can't take this on my horse? Dump it in the SEA."

You know what, that's totally fair. I would certainly agree with you.

Yeah but, that's an unauthorized entry into the property of another.

This was one of the things that Dave Chappelle was so good at.

Agreed. It's normally pretty quick and easy to sniff out when the accused is just playing PR hide-and-seek, but the police report on this one seemed pretty darn silly.

Field of Dreams is just the bees knees.

It's Liquid Aloha, dude.

I did, Greg. I did.

Have you ever seen the statue of the two studying children lying on the grass of the Crim Dell meadow, just beyond where the Sunken Garden ends?

Exactly! George St. Pierre's fists haven't got anything on a circular saw with electrical demons!

So your ass would be the "stage" for the bug that's up there?

AT LEAST.

So your ass would be the "stage" for the bug that's up there?

IT WASN'T.

Oh girl you know I know about Nawab. And Aroma's. And the Blue Talon. And all dat goodness.

To hear the city council tell it, it's always our fault.

Cheese Shop is gospel, Cheese Shop is life!

It certainly is. Where half the population is bitter sedentary octogenarians, and the other half is raucous college students.

Maybe I'm amazed.

Hark Upon the Gale