Because a teaching degree is so easy to get, amirite?

A job that pays poorly and gets little public respect often draws in people who simply couldn't get work anywhere else. This is the result.

Releasing the police report before there was anything conclusive was silly. Filing one, not so much. Based on the limited info we have I personally don't *think* anything happened. But I don't think the woman is crazy or out of line for filing a report. If I woke up in a hospital and didn't recall anything I would…

street ball bitch nigga

"Sexual investigation" is extremely awkward. Is he being investigated for sexual assault? It didn't seem like it from the police report. It didn't seem like there was much to investigate at all, other than NFL players smoking weed. If it comes out she was assaulted, then call it a sexual assault investigation, but a…

I love Amy Schumer and love her show but this sketch made me so uncomfortable. Shit was just TOO REAL to get a laugh, but the message is spot on.

I've got no problem with the victims of car accidents, plane crashes, and tornadoes taking their selfies. They're the ones who experienced the trauma. They can deal with it how they choose to.

Yep, major difference between the selfies of the survivors and the selfies of the gaping assholes on the highway choosing someone's suicide attempt as background.

Technically, he's employed by the Mavericks, not the NBA. Not that it matters, because the league is always almighty.

Are you kidding me? If I said ANY of these things about my employer in public, I'd be fired that day. And with good reason.

It's so rare to see an athlete publicly respond to these sorts of allegations. Thank goodness it was the woman in this case who took the fifth.

As a fellow hungoveree, I respect this, and thank you for not making me read a whole bunch of stuff. Damn you Kona Fire Rock, why do I love you?

One of them was probably my BF from grade school. She has been a cast member at Colonial Williamsburg for 40 years. It was her dream job.

If only there were some sort of novelty shirt, one that conditionally tested the eyesight and literacy of the person behind him, indicating that passing the test implies that his female companion has since been ejected from the vehicle. But more succinct.

I'm more or less always on some kind of fairly involved diet. Some of it is about health conditions (I have celiac, for example) or ethical concerns (I was vegan for 3 years, and more before that) but it's usually about weight loss too. And I feel funny when I go out to eat with friends and they feel compelled to…

I'm finishing up in May and my God, that TJ on the park bench near the Wren building STILL gives me a heart attack at night. I've gone the long way around to get from the Wawa to the law school JUST to avoid being scared by him even though I know he's there.

What is the best kind of soup.

You captured the population perfectly. I'm in my late 20's and living here is PAINFUL.

I must admit, my goal in life is to spend the most time possible doing ordinary things in full historical garb.