This is why no one should live in L.A. I don’t know how anyone can stand the falseness of it.

I thought you were talking about Royal Dish, but I see it’s Celebitchy. Royal Dish is amazing in a bad way. It’s endless bitchery of the type you describe, but solely about royalty. Mainly European but some of the Nordic countries as well. The women there are nuts.

When I read this and saw what she was charging, something my mother used to say ran though my head: “It’s cheap for a reason.” (When I was a teenager, I’d see an ad for say, earrings at Macy’s, for a good price and get all excited about it.) And it usually isn’t a good reason either.

“The point I’m making is that a lot of people seem to confuse a big, elaborate wedding with actually being ready to get married. If you’re about to commit to someone for the rest of your life, and the biggest question you’re asking is what the signature cocktail is going to be then you’ve gone off the rails…

“Up this summer? I’m expected to spawn via c-section on the 8th of July, and be in attendance at a cousin’s wedding on the 15th! “But don’t worry!” I’ve been garaunteed a room on the premises and my ONE WEEK OLD has been graciously given permission to be the only child in attendance. GOOD TIMES AHEAD!!!”

He says that Dolly “committed suicide.” Probably because you raped her, you sick freak.

It’s weird—I find the Kardashians repellent, but I find Amber Rose likeable for some reason. So much so that I actually paid for and downloaded this, which is not something I do on general principle. The only other thing I’ve ever paid for from the Google play store was fish in that cat game.

That ending was delicious.

Of course I don’t agree with police brutality. Of course. But...I would not have blamed the cop if he beat the ever loving shit out of that jackass.

It’s not often that a person’s outside so neatly matches the inside. He is an ugly man with an ugly soul.

“My favorites are the ones that try to bargain with their potential 20 year old girlfriend “I have all my hair and my own teeth”

You have to cut off escape routes first. Close the doors to rooms with beds or other hiding places. If possible, have another person get the cat *after* you have gotten the carrier out of the sight line of the cat.

You know what’s really bad for the baby? Not getting enough nutrition/calories to grow. Lots of women have used formula and their kids lived to tell the tale—I’m one of them!

I don’t know about that. I took a look at craigslist and even rooms in Concord or Hayward were more than $400-$500. There were a few for $550 in Antioch. Most of what I saw was around $900-$1,000. For a shared room in Oakland, Fremont, Hayward, etc.

Knowing how common this is, I can’t really feel bad about stores losing merchandise. If they didn’t spend so much time racially profiling people who *aren’t* stealing, maybe they would see the people who are.

Isn’t it funny how they just *happen* to arranging things wherever you are?

That drives me up the wall. The last time it happened, I put the things down and left. Haven’t been there since. (This was a Walgreens)

I prefer “Sodom By The Sea” myself.

“Is there anywhere in the suburbs he could pay $400 per month and be in a one-bedroom or even a studio? $500?”

I thought that was the Powell St. escalator? Or was it both?