No, that’s pretty accurate. Once you get out of the Civic Center area, you have fewer people wandering around and it smells less like pee. Unless you live South of Market or in the Mission. But once you get out near the ocean, it hardly ever smells like pee.

WHAT??!!

Almost—it was someone assuming my mother and I were girlfriends. We were in Provincetown though, so fair assumption.

Doesn’t it just? I stay on it because I like reading the drama that goes down, but sometimes...

When she popped up, I wanted to ask “So, you’re Cuntface?”

No, you’re the one embarrassing yourself.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I feel lucky that my mother explained this to me early on. Women do most of the work in a relationship. I’m getting matried in May; unfortunately I’ve found that she was right.

Third! It’s been a hard week; this put this biggest smile on my face.

The Decorah eagles?

We don’t allow people with felony convictions to obtain liquor licenses either; why would we allow felons to participate in this industry?

Didn’t you know? Once you sleep with a specific number of people, you spontaneously combust. This is why you shouldn’t wait until you’re married. What if you waited and it turned out you were the one who got your partner to that number? Talk about an awkward wedding night! And try explaining that to the family.

“Well aside the annoying questions, we missed out on a lot of things that our brother and peers had, with the reasoning “but there’s two of you” for everything. No birthday parties, no parts in school plays, shunned by others because they were still jealous from nursery school that we were made to wear stickers every…

I don’t think it’s about ownership. For some people, modesty is a positive value. I can’t speak for anyone else, but I know I don’t want my 14 year old cousin, for example, to emulate Kim Kardashian. KK is vulgar, superficial and shallow. The lack of modesty is just icing on the cake. She’s not someone I’d want any…

I need to go home, I’m seeing things. Ignore the last post.

What is going on?! This post above has my name on it, but I didn’t write it! I wrote something entirely different.

This is exactly what I do believe. God loves us so much, he’s provided us with anesthesia, antibiotics, competent surgeons. etc. As it says in the bible (John 10:10)

Could you tell us what these skills are?

I know! I’m actually pretty curious about what Kim’s “skill set” is. Choosing which type of plastic surgery/filler to have next? Taking pictures of herself? Saying juvenile things on Twitter?

In the new press release, Fulton critcized Sanders for suggesting “that the concept of the ghetto is inextricably connected to Black America.”