Your girlfriend was lucky to get away from you. Hopefully next time you’ll manage to find someone more on your level.

My sapphire is heat treated (the saleswoman told me when we were looking at it). I could care less. It’s beautiful.

So true. Blue is my favorite color, so I knew I wanted a blue sapphire. My fiance knows nothing about jewelry, so someone suggested I make a pinterest board and pin rings I liked. I did so; he got one of them from Ross-Simons (terrible, had to return it twice) and I finally found the right one at a local…

I was too old for uncomfortable shoes when I was 25. It always annoyed the hell out of me when I’d go out with friends and they would wear these high heels and complain “my dogs are barkin” all the time. Now, you knew those shoes make your feet hurt, so why do you keep wearing them, dummy? Stop that.

Why does she still have a job? If she has shown up to work repeatedly and refused to perform the duties associated with the position, they surely have reason to fire her.

Me too. Except I’m not as nice—I say “Pay attention to where you’re going!”

I know that it’s supposed to be pronounced “Ginger” but whenever I see the name, I can’t help pronouncing it to rhyme with ‘ringer.’

Wow, I guess they adult ones will have to....get actual jobs. In the real world. My heart bleeds.

Your son is smarter than many adults.

That’s a set up. Someone positioned that snake so it’s weight would press down on the door handle, et voilà! At least, that’s what I’m going to keep telling myself. That’s an albino python; I know because we have a similarly large specimen at work. I do not want to believe that it can open doors. And slither up behind…

Minor quibble. Some cats (not most) can be convinced to walk on a leash, which is perfectly fine. Also, if you’ve got the room, you can make a “catio” where the animal can be outdoors but which it can’t escape from.

I think the statute of limitations has run out on most of these cases, if not all. So no, he won’t be convicted in criminal court. Civil court, where the standard of proof to convict is lower, possibly.

Me too! That’s always on my list of things to bring when I fly. As soon as I sit down, I wipe down the tray table, armrests, that button that holds the table up, the button that puts the seat back, etc. Sometimes people look at me funny, but I’m too old to care.

See, that’s different. If people are actual acrobats/clowns/contortionists, of course they should behave like they’re in the circus. If you are not one of those things, don’t try it.

But how do you feel about mimes? They are, after all, silent.

No, the person I was responding to said, and I quote, “Doxxing is never okay.” My only point was that actually, sometimes it is okay. While I suspect most of the people who use Ashley Madison are probably scumbags, I don’t think they are as bad a Violentacrez.

“Doxxing is never okay.”

??? Well...you may have a different definition of “moral” than I do. But where I’m from “moral” people don’t lie to and deceive their partners or possibly expose them to STD’s.

True. The city pays out millions in civil claims against the NYPD every year. It’s been that way for quite a while.

Yeah, I think this is the end of the conversation. Have a nice day.