I KNOWWWWWWW.

I am so afraid to Google him after John Oliver’s bit on Sunday.

Holy shit.

what fucking troll planet is that a 6 on

I’m thinking at least 20 blinds on Blind Gossip should be solved by this.

This is her and literally everyone else in Hollywood.

Either that’s a helluva generous six, or my standards are out of whack.

Yeah, well, the first 20 or so people that accuse your husband of being a sex pest you can shake off, but #21 really does a number on your ability to trust . . .

It’s true. Marchesa is notoriously cheap and not well constructed. I’ve seen their clothes up close at a local boutique, a few times and was SHOCKED. I took my phone out to take a couple of pictures but the salesperson told me not to. One top, which I assume was supposed to pass for chiffon, was a cheap polyester net…

I nearly puked at Cate Blanchett’s Aviator dress. What the fuck, did a colorblind handless child who hates fashion and women make it?

That one on Mischa Barton is atrocious.

The sienna miller one is bad too. White bedsheet attached to metallic swimsuit. Bleh.

Married in the same sense that Trump is technically married. 

For my taste, the one Diane Kruger wore is the worst.

That grimace/posture on Lorde suggest she’s doing her best to get out of this spot too.....Jaime King tho.

I clicked all the links to the dresses mentioned to refresh my memory....and like, maybe they won’t since now they don’t have to? A lot of these gowns were pretty awful.

they’re ALWAYS fucking married. it helps their image.

Lorde is worried about his other hand

Wife? Huh... I didn’t even consider he might be married.