My feelings upon reading the description of the drank.

Gene Simmons is a creep? Now THERE’s a shocker!

Tucker Max needs to begone, YESTERDAY. Why is he still around?

We built these restaurants so that our guests could have fun and indulge, but I took that too far in my own behavior.

This is good, but a terrorism charge would be even better. Because it was obviously designed to send a terrorizing message to the antifascists.

“He came out of the bathroom with a towel at first wrapped around him, which he dropped,” Thomas said. “He was standing there naked. I think I almost collapsed, actually. It was the first time I had ever seen a naked man. I was mortified. I didn’t know what to do.” Thomas said Hoffman made her massage his feet,…

Aaaand suddenly I’m not sorry I never saw “Supersize Me”. Anywhere. EVER.

Supersized boozy shakes, I guess.

As long as they dress like this, I’m down:

LOL @ “low status anonymous trolls”. What do they think their whole “movement” is made up of, anyway?

Something tells me he’d be right at home in Newfoundland...

Something tells me he’d be right at home in Newfoundland:

Between him and Dildo, I’m thinking they’re a bunch of dicks.

It is, indeed, made from seaweed. And the “cancer” controversy is...well, let’s just say the jury’s still out:

Definitely a Fifties term, just as his ‘do is a Fifties duck-tail. A very weedy, ill-kempt one, mind you.

Just as he has the best words, Donnie also has the best junk food. And lots of it, as his chin cellulite can attest.

John Oliver, I love you. Please NEVER be one of the Bad Ones.

That face just gets more punchable every time I look at it. Between him and that puke Spencer, I don’t know which I’d like to clock first.