I know all my erotic fantasies automatically go to the area behind the dumpst--sorry, the spot where the dumpsters are found out front. I mean, what could be more conducive to The Mood?

He probably stood to lose more in the divorce settlement. Cheap bastard...

That gaslight is positively ghastly, the shadows it casts...

All the female talent who’ve been snubbed and shunted aside and just generally shat-upon in favor of these guys...would agree. Particularly those who direct.

He’s also super sorry his trophy wife left him, which is very humbling indeed because it dredges up all their marital problems from ten years ago.

The shitter’s too good for it at this point.

It’s been humbling.

Oh merde, I forgot I was supposed to write it “covfefe”! But yeah.

Relevant:

...anymore. But I do believe he managed it for when he did that to Ivana.

Would it make you feel better if I told you that Tate is a virgin whose testicles have shrunk permanently due to steroid injections, and couldn’t get it up if he used a jack?

Richer, too...and by more honest means.

He was totally interested in her at 12. Otherwise, he’d never have said a word.

I kind of wish he’d do more like Honoré de Balzac, and just drink 50 cups of coffee a day. (With the imaginable results that Balzac himself eventually experienced.)

I really wish Drumpf would have a run-in with Mrs. Slocombe and HER first-rate pussy sometime...

Co-signing. I went to j-school many moons ago. And yes, That Guy was there. As were several more like him. They talked about who in class they hoped to bone, and my name came up. They also tried to persuade me to pose topless for the centrefold of their planned libertarian rag. I laughed right in their faces. The rag…

Goddammit, Ms. M. You always had a knack for making a laugh out of the most heartbreaking material.

He probably offered mustache rides to everyone. Aaaand now I think I’m gonna barf.

They will be served, and they will be tasty. Let us now say grace.

I heard that Meghan was slated to marry a former soldier. Some red-haired guy.