auburnandivory
Auburn and Ivory
auburnandivory

Yes, she could literally have written them out of the picture! That’s one powerful ghoul...

That would also explain Michelle’s very polite “are you kidding me?” look.

Welp, that would explain the murder rates in Cabot Cove...which are sky-high for such a tiny, peaceful place. And she WAS always at the scene of the crime right as the cops were swarming around...hmmmmm.

My mom had a term (which I suspect may be the dialect she grew up with): Gickstern. Which means, literally, to titter, snicker, or snurk. Which is what I too did when I heard about Billy Bush, because yeah, he’s one of THOSE Bushes, and also he snickered like an idiot when Drumpf bragged about moving on ‘em like a

Internalized Sexism, she uttered.

Murder mystery author, à la Agatha Christie. But yeah, SHE had some problematic and archaic viewpoints, too. (Not sure I’d blame them on having to “murder one’s darlings” in the literary sense for a living, though.)

Hi, German here. “Bumskopf” would be the word for someone who gets bumped on the head a lot. (It’s also synonymous with “someone so stupid they bump themselves on the head a lot.”)

I feel like keeping a spreadsheet marked “Famous Women I Expected Better From, Given Their Records”. But that would just be too depressing, so I don’t.

He reminds me of that bunch of dicks who used to gang up on me and harass me in high school. Who, coincidentally, match the description you give, so.

Frustrated sadness was my default reaction long ago. I’ve swapped it out for righteous anger. It may not be in line with my five decades of conditioning as a Nice Girl™ and Good Woman™, but it sure as hell feels better.

I was what many considered a homely kid. I got sexually harassed long before I finally grew into my looks (and I was over 20 when that happened). I’m now 50, and therefore nearing the supposed end of my “sexual market value” (because menopause, and therefore no more chance of reproduction), but I still get harassed.

“Do you like our techniques? Have you been inspired by Project Veritas? I think it’s really cute that you guys are borrowing our techniques,” he said to the reporter.

I’d sing your praises, but I’m all out of tuna.

Right? Slavery and administering a noxious substance should be the charges, not “contributing to the delinquency of a minor”. This makes it sound like the minor was already a delinquent, not a victim.

Every tendon in her arms is standing out. That can’t be a good sign.

It gets better: She’s now SELLING those decals:

She looks like somebody who’d kick ‘em...in full view of the truck’s owner.

“Women are special...”

Or the pussy, more likely.

A pity it couldn’t be detached this easily, eh?