auburnandivory
Auburn and Ivory
auburnandivory

Subtext: “Maybe, if I say ‘very’ and ‘special’ often enough, people will forget that I grabbed ‘em by the pussy, tried to ‘date’ my daughter, perved on little girls going up an escalator, and raped Ivana.”

I’ve dropped this elsewhere in the comments, but here it is again for all who need it:

And what’s more, they get their jollies out of knowing and not caring.

Also, the old standby:

I’ve seen dogs with more manners than Toback. And I’m including utterly untrained ones.

It’s like right-wing politicians and banksters, too. One hand washes the other...or in this case, one dick wanks the other (sorry for that mental image!)

Re: “nutting”, you’re right. It’s a dude-with-nuts term. “Bust a nut” = ejaculate, presumably with orgasm. (Yes, it’s gross. I don’t blame anyone else who hates that phrase, either.)

And yet, no cop will bust THEM. Shameful.

I don’t even know this twit, but I hate her already.

Exhibit A:

Also those lovely “Fuck your feelings” shirts. Such moral paragons, they all are.

Lars von Dreary is imploding? I guess there IS a God, after all.

What a pity that David Bowie is no longer alive...physically, I mean.

He does, yes.

“...that friend who is nice and all, but who has terrible taste in men.”

Yeah, I’d say their judgment’s a bit lacking...Mel Gibson’s butt notwithstanding.

No doubt so she couldn’t/wouldn’t dream of pressing charges. What a rum old world...

Recorded illegally by a legally mandated dashcam whose purpose is to help gather evidence as well as keeping cops accountable. Yeah, Mel, good luck with convincing anyone of that.

All these toxic masculine tropes are begging to be satirized. But who’s gonna do it when all the female writers, directors, etc., are being terrorized and driven out of the industry by men who are the walking embodiment of what ought to be satirized? (Because I clearly don’t trust men to get this one right themselves.

I remember...and I also remember finding his butt to be the only sincerely attractive thing about him.